{"product_id":"eat-a-dck-sticker-sarcastic-rainbow-51335","title":"Eat A D*ck Sticker, Sarcastic Rainbow Decal, Funny Offensive Sticker, Retro Y2K Humor Sticker, Sassy Gift, Cute But Rude Aesthetic","description":"\u003cp\u003eCute colors, sweet vibes, and absolutely zero patience. This pastel rainbow sticker combines playful Y2K-inspired aesthetics with unapologetic sarcasm, making it perfect for anyone who appreciates humor with a little attitude. Great for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, planners, and gifting to your most brutally honest friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Product Details\u003cbr\u003eAdd a little personality wherever you stick it! These stickers are available in your choice of either a Clear Glossy or Sparkle Holographic finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Approximately 2” on the longest side (may vary slightly by design)\u003cbr\u003e• Water-resistant laminate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ Please Note\u003cbr\u003e• Water-resistant, not waterproof\u003cbr\u003e• Allow 24-48 hours after application for the adhesive to fully bond\u003cbr\u003e• Best suited for indoor use\u003cbr\u003e• Not UV resistant\u003cbr\u003e• Prolonged exposure to sunlight, rain, moisture, or frequent washing may shorten the lifespan of the sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💌 Custom \u0026amp; Bulk Orders Welcome\u003cbr\u003eInterested in a custom design or larger quantity? Please feel free to send us a message, we’d love to help!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for supporting our small business, Sweet Piney Road! 💜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sweet Piney Road","offers":[{"title":"Glossy Clear","offer_id":46613758935213,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Holographic Sparkle","offer_id":46613758967981,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/5511\/0061\/files\/il_fullxfull.8250158739_rjgp.jpg?v=1782955775","url":"https:\/\/sweetpineyroad.com\/products\/eat-a-dck-sticker-sarcastic-rainbow-51335","provider":"Sweet Piney Road","version":"1.0","type":"link"}