{"product_id":"i-simply-do-not-give-a-fck-goose-66378","title":"I Simply Do Not Give A F*ck Goose Sticker, Funny Goose Gift, Sarcastic Bird Humor, Burnt Out Office Worker, Introvert Mood Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor those days when your last remaining concern packed its bags and left. This funny goose sticker features a completely unbothered goose lounging in a beach chair with a drink in hand, making it perfect for anyone running on caffeine, sarcasm, and pure indifference. Great for laptops, water bottles, planners, journals, and office accessories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Product Details\u003cbr\u003eAdd a little personality wherever you stick it! These stickers are available in your choice of either a Clear Glossy or Sparkle Holographic finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Approximately 2” on the longest side (may vary slightly by design)\u003cbr\u003e• Water-resistant laminate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ Please Note\u003cbr\u003e• Water-resistant, not waterproof\u003cbr\u003e• Allow 24-48 hours after application for the adhesive to fully bond\u003cbr\u003e• Best suited for indoor use\u003cbr\u003e• Not UV resistant\u003cbr\u003e• Prolonged exposure to sunlight, rain, moisture, or frequent washing may shorten the lifespan of the sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💌 Custom \u0026amp; Bulk Orders Welcome\u003cbr\u003eInterested in a custom design or larger quantity? Please feel free to send us a message, we’d love to help!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for supporting our small business, Sweet Piney Road! 💜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sweet Piney Road","offers":[{"title":"Glossy Clear","offer_id":46613768470701,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Holographic Sparkle","offer_id":46613768503469,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/5511\/0061\/files\/il_fullxfull.8250186179_ahcb.jpg?v=1782956379","url":"https:\/\/sweetpineyroad.com\/products\/i-simply-do-not-give-a-fck-goose-66378","provider":"Sweet Piney Road","version":"1.0","type":"link"}