{"product_id":"in-my-defense-i-could-be-worse-sticker-67285-kssu","title":"In My Defense I Could Be Worse Sticker, Funny Sarcastic Sticker, Self Deprecating Humor Decal, Snarky Quote Gift, Attitude Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eSometimes the best defense is simply lowering expectations. This playful sticker features the phrase \"In My Defense I Could Be Worse\" in a soft pastel design with charming star accents and relatable humor. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, journals, planners, and anyone who embraces their flaws with a little sarcasm and self-awareness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Product Details\u003cbr\u003eAdd a little personality wherever you stick it! These stickers are available in your choice of either a Clear Glossy or Sparkle Holographic finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Approximately 2” on the longest side (may vary slightly by design)\u003cbr\u003e• Water-resistant laminate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ Please Note\u003cbr\u003e• Water-resistant, not waterproof\u003cbr\u003e• Allow 24-48 hours after application for the adhesive to fully bond\u003cbr\u003e• Best suited for indoor use\u003cbr\u003e• Not UV resistant\u003cbr\u003e• Prolonged exposure to sunlight, rain, moisture, or frequent washing may shorten the lifespan of the sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💌 Custom \u0026amp; Bulk Orders Welcome\u003cbr\u003eInterested in a custom design or larger quantity? Please feel free to send us a message, we’d love to help!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for supporting our small business, Sweet Piney Road! 💜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sweet Piney Road","offers":[{"title":"Glossy Clear","offer_id":46410049257645,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Holographic Sparkle","offer_id":46410049290413,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/5511\/0061\/files\/il_fullxfull.8171900072_dtlz_5a601276-c87f-4aa9-9122-ab5a2e186179.jpg?v=1782302981","url":"https:\/\/sweetpineyroad.com\/products\/in-my-defense-i-could-be-worse-sticker-67285-kssu","provider":"Sweet Piney Road","version":"1.0","type":"link"}