{"product_id":"kindly-fck-off-sticker-funny-grumpy-52673","title":"Kindly F*ck Off Sticker, Funny Grumpy Turtle Sarcastic Stickers, Cute But Rude Sticker, Snarky Introvert Humor Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eSometimes politeness only goes so far. This grumpy turtle sticker combines adorable artwork with a hilariously blunt message, making it the perfect accessory for introverts, sarcastic souls, and anyone whose social battery is permanently low. Great for laptops, water bottles, journals, tumblers, and workspaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Product Details\u003cbr\u003eAdd a little personality wherever you stick it! These stickers are available in your choice of either a Clear Glossy or Sparkle Holographic finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Approximately 2” on the longest side (may vary slightly by design)\u003cbr\u003e• Water-resistant laminate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ Please Note\u003cbr\u003e• Water-resistant, not waterproof\u003cbr\u003e• Allow 24-48 hours after application for the adhesive to fully bond\u003cbr\u003e• Best suited for indoor use\u003cbr\u003e• Not UV resistant\u003cbr\u003e• Prolonged exposure to sunlight, rain, moisture, or frequent washing may shorten the lifespan of the sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💌 Custom \u0026amp; Bulk Orders Welcome\u003cbr\u003eInterested in a custom design or larger quantity? Please feel free to send us a message, we’d love to help!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for supporting our small business, Sweet Piney Road! 💜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sweet Piney Road","offers":[{"title":"Glossy Clear","offer_id":46613759000749,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Holographic Sparkle","offer_id":46613759033517,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/5511\/0061\/files\/il_fullxfull.8250167007_4kxp.jpg?v=1782955775","url":"https:\/\/sweetpineyroad.com\/products\/kindly-fck-off-sticker-funny-grumpy-52673","provider":"Sweet Piney Road","version":"1.0","type":"link"}