{"product_id":"not-enough-sage-and-sarcasm-for-this-shit-43040","title":"Not Enough Sage And Sarcasm For This Shit Sticker, Witchy Humor Decal, Funny Spiritual Gift, Burnout Humor Sticker, Sarcastic Sage Bundle","description":"\u003cp\u003eSometimes positive energy isn't enough. This funny witchy sticker combines sage cleansing humor with a healthy dose of sarcasm, making it perfect for spiritual girlies, witches, crystal collectors, and anyone dealing with entirely too much nonsense. A fun addition to laptops, water bottles, journals, planners, and altar spaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Product Details\u003cbr\u003e Add a little personality wherever you stick it! These stickers are available in your choice of either a Clear Glossy or Sparkle Holographic finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Approximately 2” on the longest side (may vary slightly by design)\u003cbr\u003e • Water-resistant laminate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ Please Note\u003cbr\u003e • Water-resistant, not waterproof\u003cbr\u003e • Allow 24-48 hours after application for the adhesive to fully bond\u003cbr\u003e • Best suited for indoor use\u003cbr\u003e • Not UV resistant\u003cbr\u003e • Prolonged exposure to sunlight, rain, moisture, or frequent washing may shorten the lifespan of the sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💌 Custom \u0026amp; Bulk Orders Welcome\u003cbr\u003e Interested in a custom design or larger quantity? Please feel free to send us a message, we’d love to help!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for supporting our small business, Sweet Piney Road! 💜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sweet Piney Road","offers":[{"title":"Glossy Clear","offer_id":46808605065389,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Holographic Sparkle","offer_id":46808605098157,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/5511\/0061\/files\/il_fullxfull.8279312199_a144.jpg?v=1783609764","url":"https:\/\/sweetpineyroad.com\/products\/not-enough-sage-and-sarcasm-for-this-shit-43040","provider":"Sweet Piney Road","version":"1.0","type":"link"}