{"product_id":"note-to-self-its-not-worth-jail-time-81226-yu2c","title":"Note To Self It's Not Worth Jail Time Sticker, Funny Sarcastic Decal, Coworker Humor Gift, Snarky Mental Health Reminder","description":"\u003cp\u003eA cute reminder for those days when patience is running dangerously low. This funny sticker features a notebook-style design with the phrase \"Note To Self: It's Not Worth Jail Time\" surrounded by cheerful pastel accents. Perfect for coworkers, friends, teachers, healthcare workers, and anyone who survives daily frustrations with humor and self-control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Product Details\u003cbr\u003eAdd a little personality wherever you stick it! These stickers are available in your choice of either a Clear Glossy or Sparkle Holographic finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Approximately 2” on the longest side (may vary slightly by design)\u003cbr\u003e• Water-resistant laminate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ Please Note\u003cbr\u003e• Water-resistant, not waterproof\u003cbr\u003e• Allow 24-48 hours after application for the adhesive to fully bond\u003cbr\u003e• Best suited for indoor use\u003cbr\u003e• Not UV resistant\u003cbr\u003e• Prolonged exposure to sunlight, rain, moisture, or frequent washing may shorten the lifespan of the sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💌 Custom \u0026amp; Bulk Orders Welcome\u003cbr\u003eInterested in a custom design or larger quantity? Please feel free to send us a message, we’d love to help!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for supporting our small business, Sweet Piney Road! 💜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sweet Piney Road","offers":[{"title":"Glossy Clear","offer_id":46410049388717,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Holographic Sparkle","offer_id":46410049421485,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/5511\/0061\/files\/il_fullxfull.8219860483_hwc1_35253d39-c3f9-41f3-8853-5b34d6e35aa5.jpg?v=1782302981","url":"https:\/\/sweetpineyroad.com\/products\/note-to-self-its-not-worth-jail-time-81226-yu2c","provider":"Sweet Piney Road","version":"1.0","type":"link"}