{"product_id":"sarcasm-is-my-only-defense-sticker-funny-40094","title":"Sarcasm Is My Only Defense Sticker, Funny Sarcastic Quote Decal, Introvert Humor Gift, Sassy Personality Sticker, Coworker Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor some people it's a coping mechanism. For others it's a personality trait. This colorful \"Sarcasm Is My Only Defense\" sticker is perfect for anyone who communicates primarily through wit, dry humor, and questionable levels of sarcasm. Great for laptops, water bottles, journals, planners, office spaces, and everyday chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Product Details\u003cbr\u003eAdd a little personality wherever you stick it! These stickers are available in your choice of either a Clear Glossy or Sparkle Holographic finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Approximately 2” on the longest side (may vary slightly by design)\u003cbr\u003e• Water-resistant laminate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ Please Note\u003cbr\u003e• Water-resistant, not waterproof\u003cbr\u003e• Allow 24-48 hours after application for the adhesive to fully bond\u003cbr\u003e• Best suited for indoor use\u003cbr\u003e• Not UV resistant\u003cbr\u003e• Prolonged exposure to sunlight, rain, moisture, or frequent washing may shorten the lifespan of the sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💌 Custom \u0026amp; Bulk Orders Welcome\u003cbr\u003eInterested in a custom design or larger quantity? Please feel free to send us a message, we’d love to help!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for supporting our small business, Sweet Piney Road! 💜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sweet Piney Road","offers":[{"title":"Glossy Clear","offer_id":46808464261293,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Holographic Sparkle","offer_id":46808464294061,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/5511\/0061\/files\/il_fullxfull.8279282771_f5r2.jpg?v=1783609262","url":"https:\/\/sweetpineyroad.com\/products\/sarcasm-is-my-only-defense-sticker-funny-40094","provider":"Sweet Piney Road","version":"1.0","type":"link"}